Why Do I Say These Things?

BWhy/B is catalogue shopping responsible for Jonathan Ross's inimitable sense of style? BWhy/B might wearing cape and mask be a fast track to heaven? BWhy/B does Jonathan wince every time he sees a Hoover? And Bwhy/B did he fall in love with a deep-sea diver? BWhy/B? Because this is BJonathan Ross/B. And nothing is out of bounds when it comes to talking about life as he knows it. From sex and pugs to rock 'n' roll and genital warts, Jonathan holds forth as only he can. This sharply observed, laugh-out-loud, outrageous page-turner will leave you asking just one question . . . BWhy didn't he write it sooner?/B